Once upon a time, there lived an unhappy man and his unhappy wife. One day, their unhappiness came to a head— "Take Xanax!" he barked; "Take Viagra!" she shrieked. "Oh?” she said; “Eh?” he said. Though it is not known whether neither, one, or both spouses heeded the other one's advice, thenceforth they lived happily ever after. * ––––––––––––– * ––––––––––––– *